Zaynab Mohamed

News

Eendrag remains silent on the lamb

By Zaynab Mohamed 7 months ago

A CHOPPIE FOR WELCOMING The lamb kept in Eendrag for the duration of the welcoming

Opinion

Helshoogte bringing sexism back?

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

MARIE MJACU Recently a friend of mine wrote an article calling out Helshoogte Men’s Residence

Opinion

Centenary branding of mental illness

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

EMMA SWART A centenary year for any institution always begs the question, “What will be

News

World democracy under threat

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

TAMUNODEIN PRINCEWILL Professor Ursula van Beek, founder of the Transformational Research Unit at the Political

News

#Move4Food: ’n oorsig

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

JANA GREYLING Die #Move4Food-veldtog wat op 20 Augustus 2018 geloods is, beoog om R10 miljoen

Sport

A victorious weekend for the men’s and women’s sevens rugby

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

NATASHA RUSCH The Maties Rugby sevens Men’s and Women’s teams were victorious during the Inter-Varsity

Sport

Discussing Damestouch: a touchy subject

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

Eendrag’s Damestouch is an anual event which includes girls’ residences playing touch rugby, with an

Opinion

Buphi Ubuntu bethu?

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

SANDRA MBATHA Ziningi izindaba ezisematheni futhi ezihlasimelisa umzimba kulezinsuku. Yilezi zokushiswa kwezitimela nezindlu eMlazi,

Dag en Nag

The eccentric Elle E presents Etiquette

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

JANA GREYLING Cape Town based singer-songwriter Elle E is a self-taught musician who initially started

Dag en Nag

Grassy Spark lighting up local music scene

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

ROXANNE MOONEYS Now that Stellenbosch is finally experiencing some spring weather it seems like the perfect

Student Life

Focus on five things before finals

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

SAARAH ABRAHAMS We’re all guilty of having bad study habits, whether we’re aware of them

News

SU Researcher honoured with award

By Zaynab Mohamed 11 months ago

ALLISON MATROOS & ROXANNE MOONEYS Dr Rehana Malgas-Enus, a lecturer and researcher in the Department of

What are you doing this Recess?

Amy Miller

BA Humanities

“Mostly to study and just get some rest. That's basically it, not that much.”

Jody Prinsloo

BA (Language and Culture)

“My plans for recess is to do enough work to not have to worry about the upcoming term.”

Katia Pestana

BA Humanities

“I’ll be visiting my family. I’ll be catching up on work and assignments. I’ll probably go to the beach and the Mall when taking breaks.”

Anriné Scholtz

BA International Studies

“I'm going home for the week. I'm planning on going to the beach and spending time with my mom, and binge watching series.”

Kampus Quotes

Hipster

Meraki is the basic white b*tch vir die lewe.

Frustrated friend

No one needs you to be a teen mom right now, you are not Kylie Jenner.

Student talking to a shopaholic friend

I can take you out of Dischem, but I can’t take the Dischem out of you.

Concerned girl

Dit is wat Stellenbosch aan jou doen. Jy sal enige iets vry.

Student with siblings

The only thing you learn through having siblings, is to not react when they’re trying to irritate you.

Confused student

I have so little upper body strength that I can’t even lift my arm to wave.

Disappointed student

Ek het so lekker gevibe met hom. Maar toe maak hy sy mond oop en praat.

Student wearing Stellies gear

You will never see me wearing this again.

Sinies-optimistiese honneursstudent

Alles werk uit... of jy gaan dood.

First year student on the excessive use of lip balm

Kissing her is like making out with a stick of butter.

Tired student walking into a lecture

I’m literally just here for gees. I’m gonna nap.

Loveless student

He smells so good. He smells like a boyfriend.

Broke student

The only thing that has a hangover is my wallet.

Student having a mild panic attack in the bib

“I spilled redbull on my laptop now my keys are crunchy.

Filosofie-student

Eva was verlei deur die slang, want Adam het nie mooi geweet hoe om syne te gebruik nie.

Student discussing SU’s parking problem

I might just get personal with a lecturer to have secure parking.

Student walking behind a slow pigeon

I could do it. I could catch one of these mf with my hands.

Gorrelkop

’n Breek in my rooster

Gorrel raak skoon lui as Gorrel ’n groot gaping in Gorrel se skedule het.

Gorrel bevind dat Gorrel dan na die lange rus nie weer lus het om klas toe terug te keer nie.

En Gorrel kan agterkom dat die affêre ’n effek op hulle akademie begin hê.

Fietsryers kyk nie

Gorrel hou nou nie juis van fietsryers nie, want Gorrel voel asof die fietsryers nie vir Gorrel in ag neem nie.

Die fietsryers dink dat die pad aan hulle behoort, maar Gorrel wil graag dit onder hulle aandag bring dat geen pad aan fietsryers behoort nie.

Karre haat vir Gorrel

Gorrel sê al vir jare dat karre regtigwaar vir Gorrel en Gorrel se mede-studente haat. Gorrel verstaan nie hoe ’n kar sommer sal rem as Gorrel oor die straat loop nie.

Gorrel kyk altyd baie mooi voordat Gorrel oor die pad loop. En Gorrel kan met eerlikheid sê dat Gorrel nooit voor ’n kar inloop nie, maar as die kar op Gorrel gaan afjaag, gaan Gorrel die kar se tyd dan mors.

Iets wat wel net vir Gorrel mal maak is die feit dat Gorrrel voel dat karre aspris is. En dit werk op Gorrel se senuweees as ’n kar op Gorrel afjaag.

Toetsweek

Gorrel hou nou nie meer van al die gespottery oor toetsweek nie.

Alhoewel dit vir Gorrel se mede -studente snaaks is dat almal kwansuis toetsweek het, wil Gorrel graag net sê dat toetweek sleg is. En Gorrel het sy innige simpatie met sy mede-studente wat ’n slegte week gaan hê volgende week.

Gorrel se raad is wel om nie die stres op Gorrel uit te haal nie. Dit maak slegte vriende vir Gorrel.

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