“Kissing burns 6,4 calories a minute. You want to work out?”
“On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?”
“You are so fine, I would drink your bath water.”
“I lost my number, can I have yours?”
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
“You’re looking at the best procrastination you’re ever going to find.”
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.”
“Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“Are you a banana? Because you are appealing.”
“I am not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.”
“Are you a magician? Because now that I have seen you, everyone else has disappeared.”
“Jy lyk vir my bietjie uit jou plek uit, kan ek jou bêre?”
“Hoeveel weeg ’n ysbeer? Genoeg om die ys te breek.”
