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“Kissing burns 6,4 calories a minute. You want to work out?”

“On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?”

“You are so fine, I would drink your bath water.”

“I lost my number, can I have yours?”

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”

“You’re looking at the best procrastination you’re ever going to find.”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.”

“Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”

“Are you a banana? Because you are appealing.”

“I am not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.”

“Are you a magician? Because now that I have seen you, everyone else has disappeared.”

“Jy lyk vir my bietjie uit jou plek uit, kan ek jou bêre?”

“Hoeveel weeg ’n ysbeer? Genoeg om die ys te breek.”

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