Tsunami in the Neelsie

Student Life

Tsunami in the Neelsie

By Kesia Abrahams 1 month ago

KESIA ABRAHAMS Have you got some old books at home collecting dust on the shelf?

What are you doing this Recess?

Amy Miller

BA Humanities

“Mostly to study and just get some rest. That's basically it, not that much.”

Jody Prinsloo

BA (Language and Culture)

“My plans for recess is to do enough work to not have to worry about the upcoming term.”

Katia Pestana

BA Humanities

“I’ll be visiting my family. I’ll be catching up on work and assignments. I’ll probably go to the beach and the Mall when taking breaks.”

Anriné Scholtz

BA International Studies

“I'm going home for the week. I'm planning on going to the beach and spending time with my mom, and binge watching series.”

Kampus Quotes

Hipster

Meraki is the basic white b*tch vir die lewe.

Frustrated friend

No one needs you to be a teen mom right now, you are not Kylie Jenner.

Student talking to a shopaholic friend

I can take you out of Dischem, but I can’t take the Dischem out of you.

Concerned girl

Dit is wat Stellenbosch aan jou doen. Jy sal enige iets vry.

Student with siblings

The only thing you learn through having siblings, is to not react when they’re trying to irritate you.

Confused student

I have so little upper body strength that I can’t even lift my arm to wave.

Disappointed student

Ek het so lekker gevibe met hom. Maar toe maak hy sy mond oop en praat.

Student wearing Stellies gear

You will never see me wearing this again.

Sinies-optimistiese honneursstudent

Alles werk uit... of jy gaan dood.

First year student on the excessive use of lip balm

Kissing her is like making out with a stick of butter.

Tired student walking into a lecture

I’m literally just here for gees. I’m gonna nap.

Loveless student

He smells so good. He smells like a boyfriend.

Broke student

The only thing that has a hangover is my wallet.

Student having a mild panic attack in the bib

“I spilled redbull on my laptop now my keys are crunchy.

Filosofie-student

Eva was verlei deur die slang, want Adam het nie mooi geweet hoe om syne te gebruik nie.

Student discussing SU’s parking problem

I might just get personal with a lecturer to have secure parking.

Student walking behind a slow pigeon

I could do it. I could catch one of these mf with my hands.

Gorrelkop

’n Breek in my rooster

Gorrel raak skoon lui as Gorrel ’n groot gaping in Gorrel se skedule het.

Gorrel bevind dat Gorrel dan na die lange rus nie weer lus het om klas toe terug te keer nie.

En Gorrel kan agterkom dat die affêre ’n effek op hulle akademie begin hê.

Fietsryers kyk nie

Gorrel hou nou nie juis van fietsryers nie, want Gorrel voel asof die fietsryers nie vir Gorrel in ag neem nie.

Die fietsryers dink dat die pad aan hulle behoort, maar Gorrel wil graag dit onder hulle aandag bring dat geen pad aan fietsryers behoort nie.

Karre haat vir Gorrel

Gorrel sê al vir jare dat karre regtigwaar vir Gorrel en Gorrel se mede-studente haat. Gorrel verstaan nie hoe ’n kar sommer sal rem as Gorrel oor die straat loop nie.

Gorrel kyk altyd baie mooi voordat Gorrel oor die pad loop. En Gorrel kan met eerlikheid sê dat Gorrel nooit voor ’n kar inloop nie, maar as die kar op Gorrel gaan afjaag, gaan Gorrel die kar se tyd dan mors.

Iets wat wel net vir Gorrel mal maak is die feit dat Gorrrel voel dat karre aspris is. En dit werk op Gorrel se senuweees as ’n kar op Gorrel afjaag.

Toetsweek

Gorrel hou nou nie meer van al die gespottery oor toetsweek nie.

Alhoewel dit vir Gorrel se mede -studente snaaks is dat almal kwansuis toetsweek het, wil Gorrel graag net sê dat toetweek sleg is. En Gorrel het sy innige simpatie met sy mede-studente wat ’n slegte week gaan hê volgende week.

Gorrel se raad is wel om nie die stres op Gorrel uit te haal nie. Dit maak slegte vriende vir Gorrel.

Tsunami in the Neelsie

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