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BY SEBASTIAN UYS Five members of the 2018/2019 Students Representative Council (SRC) of Stellenbosch University

Student who struggles with studying

"Some say I must try high-lighting but I get distracted by the pretty colours."

Bohemian regular

"I'd rather be hungry than sober."

Exhausted postgrad student

"I look like a raisin and bellybutton at the same time."

Student experiencing a rough week

"Listen, I'm not going to sleep with you, I just want to be held."

Disappointed dater

"I'm so mad I put makeup on for this."

A very intoxicated student

"It feels like Aphrodite is giving me a back rub."

Friends Fanatic

"This semester is like Vegas Rachel and Ross - a lot is happening but nothing makes sense."

Future Helen Zille

"My Uber driver tried to motivate me but went for 'you could be the first white president post-apartheid.' "

Nervous student

"I always need to pee."

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