“At this point, if I got hit by a car, I’d ask the driver to not call the ambulance.”
– Stressed BA-student
“Hy is sò kort, hy moet op ’n stoeltjie staan om in sy neuste krap.”
– Jaloerse bokkie
“Seven Easter eggs and a grapefruit later and I still don’t know sh*t.”
– Student at 01:35 on his test day
“Skuif jou date na Werk- ersdag toe, want mans isnet werk.”
– Oortuigende vriendin
“Is it weird if I go on a date with my high school teach-ers?”
– Confused student
“I took a bath the other day, but I’m probably going to hell for it beacause I wastedso much water.”
– Guilt ridden student from Johannesburg
“Ek het wakker geword met net ’n McDonald’s beef pattyop my bors. My beddegoed en buns was weg.”
– Student ná Kaasfees
“Daar behoort ’n geen voicenote reël te wees.”
– Gefrustreerde student
